The Glossary of Doom is a service I provide so that you can understand what the hell I'm saying. Feel free to use these terms in your daily life. For example:
"I was going to mow the lawn, but I was wanking too hard to the stat porn in Monster Hunter Freedom 2 and I wound up staying inside until dinner."
This post will change as I think of new things to put in.
wank - (v) - to engage in an activity, particularly in gaming, that is pleasurably excessive. For example, trying to get your attack stat in Disgaea up over ten million is very much wanking. Comes from the British slang term for masturbation.
stat porn - (n) - excessive statistics in a video game (at its most basic). Typically expands to mean "the quality of promoting long, heavy wanking." Comes from extended analogy to "wank."
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